2024 NFL Mock Draft: Brinson's Worst Mock Ever designed to anger every single NFL fan base

OK … someone has to take Caleb Williams. And the only things I could come up with would be the Cardinals trading up to No. 1 and sending Chicago Kyler Murray or the Packers trading up to No. 1 and giving up Jordan Love. But none of those are actually realistic. Congrats Bears fans, you are untrollable for the next several months and maybe much longer if Williams is actually as good as advertised.

There was legitimate buzz about McCarthy going second overall, based largely on the premise he’s a higher-end version of Brock Purdy, who Commanders GM Adam Peters helped acquire in San Francisco.

There’s nothing wrong with grabbing a generational WR talent but passing on both Jayden Daniels and Drake Maye would make people pretty mad.

This might be enjoyable for Giants fans but unfortunately in this case they gave up a future first-round draft pick to move just two spots up and grab another ACC quarterback, with multiple quarterbacks sitting there ahead of them at No. 6.

If the Chargers stand pat and don’t take one of the top wide receivers here, you can expect their fans to be pretty upset.

The entire world has penciled the Cardinals in for a wide receiver and that’s fair, but they still need a ton of help on defense and could decide to address WR in the second round if they miss on MHJ.

The Titans have hyped up Will Levis a lot this offseason but he’s a second-round pick. There’s no guarantee a new coaching regime wouldn’t draft over him if the reigning Heisman Trophy winner fell in their laps.

The Falcons have Drake London and signed Darnell Mooney but they could arguably still use help and depth and top-tier talent at WR if they believe in these prospects.

It’s kind of difficult to troll the Bears, but passing on Rome Odunze to pair with Caleb Williams or grabbing an OL to protect the QB at nine is probably the closest thing.

The Jets adding another pass rusher wouldn’t even be that shocking for this regime but people (aka Aaron Rodgers and all Jets fans) might not be thrilled!

Anytime you can get another weapon for SAM DARNOLD you HAVE TO DO IT.

The Broncos NEED a quarterback but taking Penix here would qualify as a reach and probably rile up some Denver fans.

Nothing wrong with Bowers! But it has to feel like a luxury pick for the Raiders here.

Again, nothing wrong with the player but the Saints not improving the offensive line in this draft would be a pretty aggressive mistake.

Hey buddy that offensive line is getting older in Indy.

Seahawks fans badly want linebacking help?!?! You got linebacking help!!!! (I actually think this is a sneaky real-life option for Thursday, fwiw.)

Jags fans really want a wide receiver but they’re probably more likely to be disappointed in Round 1 based on Trent Baalke’s history in the NFL Draft.

This might end up being a legit/good pick but Bengals fans can’t be thrilled about simply “drafting Tee Higgins replacement” a la Jessie Bates.

With Thomas coming off the board, David Tepper panics and trades both of his second-round picks to the Rams to move up into the first round and guarantee he gets a wide receiver. So the Rams still haven’t used a first-round pick since 2016 (Jared Goff!) and Carolina is giving up tons of draft picks to get the back end of a wide receiver run. EVERYONE LOSES!

The most troll thing would be taking a QB, but I don’t think they’ll realistically do that in the first round … this is actually a pretty good pick maybe? Sometimes you run out of troll steam halfway through the troll draft.

Dolphins fans probably wouldn’t be thrilled with the team adding MORE TINY SPEED at wide receiver.

This might be a realistic pick! Howie Roseman drafting a Georgia player to eventually replace Lane Johnson?!

Vikings fans would lose their MIND if they stood pat and went WR and CB in this draft after expecting a massive move up to get a QB.

Jerry Jones is ALL IN … on leveraging Dak Prescott in contract negotiations next year.

Packers fans probably believe they’re set at WR and even if this is a pick they don’t hate, it always manages to troll Aaron Rodgers! (Twice this draft, sorry Aaron.)

A very good player in a spot where maybe the Bucs don’t need him? IDK

The Cardinals coming out of the first round with two defensive players would be objectively hilarious.

A very good player … but not a wide receiver!!! Bills fans would be apoplectic.

The Lions are grabbing an offensive lineman for the future guys.

An Alabama prospect who doesn’t help the offensive line or get Lamar Jackson another weapon.

I love the idea of Ladd on a Kyle Shanahan team but it’s probably extraneous!

Another fan base that would be fairly miffed without a WR being selected in the first round.